ANSWER KEY

And here it is. I do believe it shows JOE SMITH as the winner. New quiz coming soon.

1. Only memories, fading memories, Blending into dull tableaux
Barenaked Ladies

2. Your so awful, your so ugly So unattractive, so hard to get along with I'd like to hurt you, I'd like to leave you Cut these chains and release me
Presidents of the United States of America

3. He's not the Tom Jones that lives next door.
Barenaked Ladies

4. But unless I get up, Walk across the room And peer down below, I don't see their last second curves Toward a horizontal flight.
Cake

5. Do they clench like claws Against your own skin? When you're living Your day all over again?
Cake

6. But this railroad apartment Was the perfect place When she'd sit and hold me in her arms
They Might Be Giants

7. This is a list of malformations But it would cost one hundred dollars for alterations
Presidents of the United States of America

8. You'll lose your hair Your teeth Your knife will fall out of its sheath
Cake

9. So while she's 300 degrees, I throw the sheets off and I freeze.
Barenaked Ladies

10. Wake up and smell the cat food in your bank account But don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound
They Might Be Giants

11. They don't have to work make 3D billboards and big 30-foot smurfs.
Presidents of the United States of America

12. Julie at the station says they'll be here any minute now But she's running out of records and her show is ending anyhow.
They Might Be Giants

13. So I take it for a ride on a sunny summer Sunday afternoon I'm riding with the top down
Presidents of the United States of America

14. All the dishes rattle In the cupboards When the elephants arrive
Cake

15. I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze.
Barenaked Ladies

16. I'd be fired if that were my job After killing jason off and countless screaming argonauts
They Might Be Giants

17. they laugh, they make money He's got a gold watch She's got a silk dress and healthy breasts
Cake

18. Can't drive out the way we drove in So sneak out this glass of bourbon
They Might Be Giants

19. I went out for the football team to prove that I'm a man. I guess I shouldn't tell them that I like Duran Duran.
Barenaked Ladies

20. Happy with no teeth
Presidents of the United States of America